names.

chicken.1

@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@
 .SH NAME
 chicken \- Pukaaak honk bwwwaaaaaaaaaak cluck? Pukaaak.
 .SH SYNOPSIS
-.BR chicken " [" \-nw " "numwords ] " "[ \-en " " enum "]"
+.BR chicken " [" "\-nw numwords" "] [" "\-en enum" "] [" \-namethischicken "] [" \-printchickenversion "]"
 .SH DESCRIPTION
 Bok
 .B chicken
@@ -42,6 +42,13 @@ Honk puk cluckity puk cluckity cluck puk Honk cluck-a-buh-gawk Honk Bwak cluckit
 .TP
 .B \-en
 Cock-a-doodle-doo Cluck-cluck-cluck bwak cluck Bwok... Waaak puk pukaaak cluck-cluck-cluck Bwak Bwok cock-a-doodle-doo Bwok Cock-a-doodle-doo bok.
+.TP
+.B \-namethischicken
+Bok-bok! Cluck-a-buh-gawk Bwak-bwak? Bwwwaaaaak Honk-honk. Honk Waaaak bwok-bwok Pukak-pukaaaak pukaak-pukak honk gobble Waaaaaak-waaaaak cluck-a-buh-gawk-cluck-a-buh-gawk-cluck-a-buh-gawk pukaaaaaak bok-bok bwwwaak... Honk Bwak waak-waaaaaaak Gobble Cluck-a-buh-gawk-cluck-a-buh-gawk Cluck cluck-a-buh-gawk... Cock-a-dooodle-dooooooo puk. Bwak-bwak puk cluck Gobble bwok? Bwok? Cluckity-cluckity... Cluckity-cluckity gobble-gobble gobble-gobble-gobble waaak Wak-waaaaaaak-waaaaaaak cluck-a-buh-gawk-cluck-a-buh-gawk Gobble!
+.TP
+.B \-printchickenversion
+6.0
+
 .SH FILES
 Cluckity: cluck-a-buh-gawk puk waaak Cock-a-doodle-doo... Honk Cluckity Bok cluck-cluck-cluck cluck-a-buh-gawk gobble-gobble bwak.
 .SH BUGS
@@ -53,6 +60,44 @@ Bok.
 .SH HISTORY
 Cluckity? Cock-a-doodle-doo bwwwaaaaaaaaaak...
 .PP
+.SH AUTHORS
+Cluckity Bwak,
+Bok Bwok-Bok,
+Gobble Bok-Bwwwaak,
+Bwak Pukaak-Waak,
+Gobble Pukaak-Bwak,
+Bwak Honk-Bok,
+Honk Cluckity-Bwwwaak,
+Cluckity Bok-Bwok,
+Bwak Waak-Cluck,
+Bwak Bwak-Waak,
+Gobble Pukaak-Bwwwaak,
+Bwok Bwok-Puk,
+Cluck Honk-Bwwwaak,
+Cluckity Gobble-Bwwwaak,
+Bwak Puk-Cluckity,
+Cluck Bwwwaak-Puk,
+Honk Cluckity,
+Bwwwaak Pukaak-Cluck,
+Cluckity Bwwwaak-Bwak,
+Puk Pukaak-Puk,
+Pukaak Bwak-Puk,
+Bok Waak-Cluckity,
+Bwwwaak Cluck-Bwak,
+Bok Waak-Honk,
+Gobble Honk-Cluck,
+Cluckity Honk-Cluckity,
+Gobble Pukaak-Bwak,
+Honk Bok-Cluck,
+Bok Bok-Honk,
+Bok Waak,
+Gobble Bwok-Cluck,
+Puk Honk-Bwak,
+Honk Gobble-Bok,
+Puk Gobble-Pukaak,
+Cluckity Gobble-Waak,
+Cluckity Bwok-Gobble
+.PP
 .SH SEE ALSO
 .BR mimimi "(1), " yeehaw "(1), " snooze "(1), "
 .BR yawn (1)

chicken.pl

@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 use strict;
 use Getopt::Long;
 
-my $VERSION = '5.0';
+my $VERSION = '6.0';
 
 sub USAGE {
     print <<"eof";
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ sub USAGE {
 
   --numberofwords -nw <n[-m]> : number of words, ranged from n to m
   --enumerate -en     <n>     : create a list of arguments
+  --namethischicken           : tell the chickens name
   --printchickenversion       : print out "$VERSION"
 
 eof
@@ -24,13 +25,15 @@ sub USAGE {
 my $opt_numberOfWordsRange      = '15-75';
 my $opt_numberOfWordsRangeStart = 0;
 my $numberOfWords               = 0;
+my $opt_namethischicken         = 0;
 
 my ( $f, $t ) = ( 0, 0 );
 my $opt_enumerate = 0;
 
 GetOptions(
     'numberofwords|nw=s'  => \$opt_numberOfWordsRange,
     'enumerate|en=i'      => \$opt_enumerate,
+    'namethischicken'     => \$opt_namethischicken,
     'printchickenversion' => \$opt_version,
 ) or USAGE;
 
@@ -43,6 +46,32 @@ sub USAGE {
 
 my @PUNCTUATIONS = ( ".", "...", "!", "?" );
 
+if ($opt_namethischicken) {
+
+    my %ChickenPopulation;
+    my @ChickenNames = grep { !/-/ } @WORDS;
+
+    for my $pn (@ChickenNames) {
+        for my $ln (@ChickenNames) {
+            $ChickenPopulation{ ucfirst($pn) . ' ' . ucfirst($ln) } = $pn eq $ln ? 1 : 2;
+        }
+    }
+
+    # "Waak Bok" could also be married to "Cluck" which would end up in "Waak Bok-Cluck"
+    for my $pn (@ChickenNames) {
+        for ( keys %ChickenPopulation ) {
+            push @_, ucfirst($pn) . ' ' . $_ unless $ChickenPopulation{$_} == 1;
+        }
+    }
+
+    for (@_) { s/( \w+) /$1-/; $ChickenPopulation{$_} = 3 }
+    my @CN = keys %ChickenPopulation;
+
+    my $chickensname = $CN[ rand( scalar @CN ) ];
+    print "$chickensname\n";
+    exit;
+}
+
 if ( $opt_numberOfWordsRange =~ m/^\d+$/ ) {
     $opt_numberOfWords = $opt_numberOfWordsRange;
 }