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The Dark Pages
Brace yourself for an epic journey through the pixelated shadows where mysteries abound and the giggles are infinite. Ever wonder what happens when bits and bytes decide to throw a surprise party? Well, you're about to find out! This release is so audacious, even your bookmarks might blush!
Prepare for an experience as unpredictable as a cat on a Roomba, and as thrilling as trying to plug in a USB correctly on the first attempt. The Dark Pages will have you on the edge of your ergonomic chair, clutching your mouse as if it’s the last slice of pizza at a Friday night LAN party!
So, assemble your team of desk plants and action figures, because this is going to be a release for the ages. Remember, in the land of pixels and codes, hilarity has no bounds, and curiosity just found its cape!
"The Dark Pages" — Because who said software releases can’t be absurdly fun?
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Merge pull request #12 from mariux64/update-2.5.3 Update 2.5.3