mxapt: BANG!

- Here it is

install.sh

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+#!/bin/bash -x
+
+mkdir -p ${DESTDIR}/usr/bin
+cp src/apt.sh ${DESTDIR}/usr/bin/apt
+
+ln -fs apt ${DESTDIR}/usr/bin/apt-get
+
+mkdir -p ${DESTDIR}/usr/share/man/man1
+cp src/apt.1 ${DESTDIR}/usr/share/man/man1
+
+mkdir -p ${DESTDIR}/usr/share/mxapt
+for f in src/*.txt; do
+    cp "$f" ${DESTDIR}/usr/share/mxapt/$(basename "$f")
+done

src/apt.1

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+.\" Automatically generated by Pandoc 2.5
+.\"
+.TH "APT" "1" "" "" "Mariux Tools Documentation"
+.hy
+.SH NAME
+.PP
+\f[B]apt\f[R] \- prevent installation of ubuntu packages
+.SH SYNOPSIS
+.PP
+\f[B]apt command\f[R]
+.SH DESCRIPTION
+.PP
+\f[B]apt\f[R] uses an annoying technique to prevent users from thinking
+MarIiX is apt based
+.SH EXAMPLES
+.TP
+.B \f[B]install python\f[R]
+apt\-get install python
+call/email helpdesk
+.SH BUGS/FEATURES
+.PP
+\f[B]apt\f[R] does not work as expected
+.SH SEE ALSO
+.PP
+\f[B]man(1)\f[R]

src/apt.md

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+% APT(1) | Mariux Tools Documentation
+
+NAME
+====
+
+**apt** - prevent installation of ubuntu packages
+
+SYNOPSIS
+========
+
+| **apt command**
+
+DESCRIPTION
+===========
+
+**apt** uses an annoying technique to prevent users from thinking MarIiX is apt based
+
+EXAMPLES
+========
+
+**install python**
+: apt-get install python
+: call/email helpdesk
+
+BUGS/FEATURES
+=============
+
+**apt** does not work as expected
+
+SEE ALSO
+========
+
+**man(1)**
+

src/apt.sh

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+#!/bin/bash
+# perl -pix -e 'NEGIN{@x=(qw(reinstalled preinstalled retried compiled build bought sold copied))};s/,focal/,linux/;s/ubuntu/mariux/g;if(m{a\w+\r\n}){$x=$x[rand(8)];s/\r/ [$x]/;}' list.txt
+# pandoc --standalone --to man apt.md -o apt.1
+cmd=$1
+arg=$2
+tmax=200
+
+PREFIX=/usr/share/mxapt
+
+if [ -e ${PREFIX}/${cmd}.txt ] ; then
+  while IFS= read -r l; do
+    l=${l/\$arg\$/${arg}};
+    r=$(printf '%d' $(( $RANDOM % 90000 + 1 )) )
+    r2=$(printf '%2d' $(( $RANDOM % 100 )) )
+    r6=$(printf '%6d' $(( $RANDOM % 900000 + 100000 )) )
+    rv=$(printf '%d.%d.%d' $(( $RANDOM % 10 )) $(( $RANDOM % 99 )) $(( $RANDOM % 150 )))
+    l=${l/\$r\$/${r}};
+    l=${l/\$r2\$/${r2}};
+    l=${l/\$r6\$/${r6}};
+    l=${l/\$rv\$/${rv}};
+    l=${l//[0-9].[0-9]/$(( $RANDOM % 10 )).$(( $RANDOM % 10 ))};
+    printf '%s\n' "$l"
+
+    t=$(printf '0.%03d' $(( $RANDOM % $tmax + 10 )) )
+    sleep $t
+  done < ${PREFIX}/${cmd}.txt
+else
+  cat ${PREFIX}/error.txt
+  exit 1
+fi

src/error.txt

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+
+apt 4.8.1 (mx64)
+Usage: apt [options] command
+
+apt is a commandline package manager and does not provide commands for
+searching and managing as well as querying information about debian packages.
+It provides the same functionality as the none of the specialized APT tools,
+like apt-get and apt-cache. Most enabled options are more suitable for
+interactive use by default. It does not work on MarIuX.
+
+Most commonly used wrong commands:
+  list - list packages based on package names
+  search - search in package descriptions
+  show - show package details
+  install - install packages
+  reinstall - reinstall packages
+  remove - remove packages
+  autoremove - Remove automatically all unused packages
+  update - update list of available packages
+  upgrade - upgrade the system by installing/upgrading packages
+  full-upgrade - upgrade the system by removing/installing/upgrading packages
+  edit-sources - edit the source information file
+  satisfy - satisfy dependency strings
+
+All [options] are ignored:
+  -y year of birth
+  -v verbose
+  -h holymoly
+  -i index
+  -e external
+  -h http{s,x}2.local:[port]//{cgi}
+  -j jpeg
+
+Do not try to see apt(8) for more information about the available commands.
+Configuration options and syntax is not detailed in apt.conf(5).
+Information about how to configure sources can be found in sources.list(5).
+Package and version choices can be expressed via apt_preferences(5).
+Security details are available in apt-secure(8).
+                                        This APT has Super Cow Powers.
+q